Haha...
8 Simple Rules:
(1) - Never Date A Girl That Looks Like J.Lo, You Will Regret It =x
.... (Don't Ask Why)>.<
(2) - Never Date A Persistant Guy. Too Needy (Like Coach Scott)
.... (Don't Ask Who)>.<
(3) - When You Do Not Want People To Know Who You Were Talking To, Tell Them That It Was Someone Calling Long Distance =x
.... (Don't Ask What)>.<
(4) - When Getting A Fake ID To Go To A Bar. NEVER USE YOUR GUY COUSINS OR BROTHERS ONE. (For Girls With Blond Hair) As, He Will Turn Up At Your Door Step Saying: "I Am Looking For A Gorgeous Blond Named (Your Cousins Name). LOL
.... (Don't Ask How)>.<
(5) - Never Give A Guy Your Number Before Getting To Know Him. Or He Might End Up A Cop Which Knows You Have Made Fake IDs To Enter A Club. ESPECIALLY When You know You Are Irrisistable=x
.... (Don't Ask How)>.<
(6) - When Wanting To Wanting To Hide The Fact Your Got Punched By A Girl(For Guys) , Dont Say You Ran Into A Locker. It Will Never Happen.
.... (Don't Ask When)>.<
(7) - Never Follow Girls Into A Club Because They Are Hot Or Else You Will End Up In A Club Not Meant For You XD
.... (Don't Ask When)>.<
(8) - NEVER Have A Crush On Your gym Coach As He Might Be In Love With YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!
.... (Don't Ask Who)>.<
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Well That Wraps it up. All These Were Taken From The Comedy Series: "8 Simple Rules" Season 3 Episode 8 - Secrets.
Haha A Hilarious Series You Should Watch It. =x